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That Will Make Your Skin Crawl
And They Are Really Bad.... Part I |
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QUESTIONS |
ANSWERS |
| 1 |
How did the monster win the hockey game? |
He scored a ghoul! |
| 2 |
How does a werewolf keep his fur so perfect? |
With scare spray |
| 3 |
What is a ghoul's favorite play? |
Romeo and Ghouliet |
| 4 |
What do monsters eat for lunch? |
Sand-witches |
| 5 |
What does a werewolf eat for a snack? |
Ladyfingers |
| 6 |
What sort of beans does a werewolf like? |
Human beans |
| 7 |
What do you do with a blue monster? |
Cheer it up! |
| 8 |
What happened to the flowers the monster planted? |
They all grue-some. |
| 9 |
What do you call a monster who goes to school? |
A student |
| 10 |
How does a witch tell time? |
With her witch watch |
| 11 |
What is a Mummie's favorite type of music? |
Wrap!!!!! |
| 12 |
What's a monster's favorite bean? |
A human bean |
| 13 |
Why can't the boy ghost have babies? |
Because he has a Hallo-weenie |
| 14 |
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? |
A sand-witch |
| 15 |
What did the skeleton say to the vampire? |
You suck |
| 16 |
What do ghosts say when something is really neat? |
Ghoul |
| 17 |
Why did the ghost go into the bar? |
For the Boos |
| 18 |
Why was the girl afraid of the vampire? |
He was all bite and no bark |
| 19 |
Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party? |
He had no body to dance with |
| 20 |
Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch? |
At the casketeria |
| 21 |
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? |
He is mist |
| 22 |
Where did the goblin throw the football? |
Over the ghoul line |
| 23 |
Why is a ghost such a messy eater? |
Because he is always a goblin |
| 24 |
What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae? |
Whipped scream |
| 25 |
What are ghosts' favorite kind of streets? |
Dead ends |
| 26 |
What is a vampires favorite holiday? |
Fangsgiving |
| 27 |
What kind of makeup do ghosts wear? |
Mas-scare-a |
| 28 |
Why did the skeleton cross the road? |
To go to the body shop |
| 29 |
What happens when two vampires meet? |
It was love at first bite! |
| 30 |
Who was the most famous ghost detective? |
Sherlock Moans |
| 31 |
What do you call two spiders that just got married? |
Newlywebbed |
| 32 |
What is a ghosts favorite place on the web? |
www.Ghostville.com! |
| 33 |
Who was the most famous witch detective? |
Warlock Holmes |
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Who was the most famous skeleton detective? |
Sherlock Bones |
| 35 |
Who was the most famous French skeleton? |
Napoleon bone-apart |
| 36 |
Which building does Dracula visit in New York? |
The Vampire State Building |
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Where do most werewolves live? |
In howllywood, California |
| 38 |
Where do most goblins live? |
In North and South Scarolina |
| 39 |
Where does a ghost refuel his porche? |
At a ghastly station |
| 40 |
Why did the skeleton go disco dancing? |
To see the boogy man |
| 41 |
What do witches use in their hair? |
Scare-spray |
| 42 |
What do you call a little monsters parents? |
Mummy and Deady |
| 43 |
Why do ghosts shiver and moan? |
It's drafty under that sheet |
| 44 |
What instrument do skeleton play? |
Trom-BONE |
| 45 |
What do ghosts eat for breakfast? |
Boo-Berries |
| 46 |
What is a vampires favorite place on the web? |
www.vampireville.com |
| 47 |
Why did't the skeleton cross the road? |
He had no guts |
| 48 |
Why do vampires scare people? |
They are bored to death! |
| 49 |
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? |
Every night he turns into a bat |
| 50 |
What's it like to be kissed by a vampire? |
It's a pain in the neck |
| 51 |
How does a girl vampire flirt? |
She bats her eyes |
| 52 |
What is a vampires least favorite food? |
Steak |
| 53 |
Why doesn't anybody like Dracula? |
He has a bat temper |
| 54 |
Why did Dracula go to the dentist? |
He had a fang-ache |
| 55 |
Why are vampires like false teeth? |
They all come out at night |
| 56 |
Who does Dracula get letters from? |
His fang club |
| 57 |
What kind of key does a skeleton use? |
A skeleton key |
| 58 |
What kind of gum do ghosts chew? |
Boo Boo Gum |
| 59 |
Why did Dracula take cold medicine? |
To stop his coffin |
| 60 |
How do you keep a monster from biting his nails? |
Give him screws |
| 61 |
What can't you give the headless horseman? |
A headache |
| 62 |
Why did the headless horseman go into business? |
He wanted to get ahead in life |
| 63 |
What is a ghosts favorite sale? |
A white sale |
| 64 |
What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party? |
A boo-tie |
| 65 |
What's a ghosts favorite desert? |
Boo-berry pie |
| 67 |
What type of dog does every vampire have? |
Bloodhound |
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What's a monsters favorite desert? |
I-Scream |
| 69 |
When does a ghost have breakfast? |
In the moaning |
| 70 |
What do ghosts drink at breakfast? |
Coffee with scream and sugar |
| 71 |
What is in a ghost's nose? |
Boogers |
| 72 |
Where does a ghost go on vacation? |
Mali-boo |
| 73 |
Where did the ghost get it's hair done? |
At the boo-ty shop |
| 74 |
What do they teach in witching school? |
Spelling |
| 75 |
What do you call a witch's garage? |
A broom closet |
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What do you call two witches living together? |
Broommates |
| 77 |
What is a witch's favorite subject in school? |
Spelling |
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Where do ghost go for fun? |
To the boo-vies |
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Whats a ghost's favorate type of car? |
A boo-ick |
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What is a vamire's favorite fruit? |
A necktarine |
| 81 |
What do the skeletons say be for eating? |
Bone appetite |
| 82 |
What do gosts call there girl friends? |
There goul friends |
| 83 |
What is a Ghost's favorite food? |
HamBoogers |
| 84 |
What is Dracula's favorite restaraunt? |
Murder King |
| 85 |
What is a ghost's favorite band? |
The Boos Brothers |
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What did Dracula have for dessert? |
Whine and Ice scream |
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Where do vampires keep their money? |
The blood bank |
| 88 |
What is a Skeleton's favorite song? |
Bad to the Bone |
| 89 |
What did the bird say on Halloween? |
Trick or tweet |
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Where do ghosts go out? |
Where they can get boooo-ze |
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What did the mother ghost say to her kids in the car? |
Fasten your sheet belts |
| 92 |
Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie? |
He didn't have the guts |
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What did the corpse' mom do when her son was bad? |
Ground him |
| 94 |
Why was the mummy so tense? |
Because he was all wound up |
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Why did the vampire need mouthwash? |
Because he had bat breath |
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Why don't ghost have bands? |
They get booooooooooed |
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What do you call a monster who poisons corn flakes? |
A cereal killer |
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Why do skeletons drink milk? |
To help their bones |
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What's a Vampire's least favourate song? |
Another one bites the dust |
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What's a skeletons favorite part of the house? |
The living room |
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