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That Will Make Your Skin Crawl
And They Are Really Bad.... Part II |
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QUESTIONS |
ANSWERS |
| 101 |
What do u get when theres a witch in the desert? |
You get a sandwich |
| 102 |
Why do ghosts like to ride elevators? |
It raises their spirits |
| 103 |
Why can't a Skeleton Lift Weights? |
He's all bone & no muscle |
| 104 |
How did the ghost say goodbye to the vampire? |
So long sucker |
| 105 |
What did the goblin say to the witch? |
I don't know you tell me |
| 106 |
Why didn't the skeleten go to the Halloween party? |
Becuse he had no body to go with |
| 107 |
What was the mummies' vacation like? |
Nobody knows. They were too wrapped up to tell us |
| 108 |
What did tha boy ghost say to the girl ghost? |
You are the most booooooooo-tiful thing I have ever seen |
| 109 |
Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? |
Because people are dying to get in |
| 110 |
What do you give to a pumpkin who is trying to quit smoking? |
A pumpkin patch |
| 111 |
Who are some of the were-wolves cousins? |
The what-wolves, the who-wolves and the when-wolves |
| 112 |
Where do ghosts go out? |
Where they can get sheet-faced |
| 113 |
Why does a witch ride a broom? |
Vacuum cleaners get stuck at the end of the cord |
| 114 |
Why don't mummies take vacations? |
They're afraid they'll relax and unwind |
| 115 |
Why can't Boy Ghosts make babies? |
Because they have Hollow-Weenies |
| 116 |
Why did the man with a knife in his head cross the street? |
He was dying to get to the other side |
| 117 |
Where does a ghost go on Saturday night? |
Anywhere where he can boo-gie |
| 118 |
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? |
So they can keep their ghoulish figures |
| 119 |
Why does Dracula wear patent leather shoes? |
Sandals don't look good with his tuxedo |
| 120 |
What's it called when a vampire has trouble with his house? |
A grave problem |
| 121 |
How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery? |
All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts |
| 122 |
What songs does Dracula hate? |
"You Are My Sunshine" and "Sunshine on my Shoulders" |
| 123 |
What did the Mummy movie director say when the final scene was done? |
Ok, that's a wrap |
| 124 |
What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon? |
Sour-puss |
| 125 |
How do you scare a mummy? |
With a yummy dummy in a crash test crummy |
| 126 |
What do you get when you cross a vampire with the internet? |
Blood-thirsty hacker baby |
| 127 |
What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a skwaush? |
A squashed pumpkin pie |
| 128 |
What did the ghost say to the man at the coffee shop? |
Scream or sugar! |
| 129 |
What do you give a skeleton for Valentine's day? |
Bone-bones in a heart shaped box |
| 130 |
Why doesn't Dracula mind the doctor looking at his throat. |
Because of the coffin |
| 131 |
What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire? |
A toasty ghosty |
| 132 |
Why did the Vampire read the Wall Street Journal? |
He heard it had great circulation |
| 133 |
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? |
He didn't have a haunting license |
| 134 |
Where does a ghost go on Saturday night? |
Anywhere where he can boo-gie |
| 135 |
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? |
Because demons are a ghouls best friend! |
| 136 |
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? |
Frostbite |
| 137 |
Why are ghosts like the driving rain? |
Because they are always in sheets |
| 138 |
Why was the monster so sad? |
Because he tried to kiss his ghoul-friend in the fog and mist. |
| 139 |
What do you get when you cross a monster with a drip-dry suit? |
A wash-and-werewolf. |
| 140 |
Why do demons and ghouls spend so much time together? |
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend |
| 141 |
What do you call a clean, neat, hardworking, kind, intelligent and friendly monster? |
A failure |
| 142 |
What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween? |
Ghoul-aid!!! |
| 143 |
What did the teenage witch ask her mother on Haloween? |
Can I have the keys to the broom tonight |
| 144 |
Riddle: the maker does not want, the buyer does not use it and the user does not see it, what is it? |
A coffin |
| 145 |
1ST PERSON: KOCK,KOCK 2ND PERSON: WHO'S THERE 1ST PERSON: PHILLIP 2ND PERSON: PHILLIP WHO ? 1ST PERSON: FILL UP MY BAG WITH CANDY !!! |
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| 146 |
What did Dracula say after reading all these jokes? |
They suck! (or they bite!) |
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